Cuando fuimos piratas

Esta canción es una critica contra la SGAE (Sociedad General de Autores y Editores), la cual es una sociedad privada española reconocida legalmente como de gestión colectiva, dedicada a la gestión de los derechos de autor de sus socios, entre los que se cuentan toda clase de artistas y empresarios. Es una organización que gestiona el cobro y la distribución de los derechos de autor de los autores y a la vez vela por los intereses de los editores.

Esta organización es nefasta, por lo menos en España esta acabando con las libertades en Internet e imponiendo a los consumidores toda clase de impuestos para "solventar" la perdida de los titulares de los derechos de autor.

El Canon Digital es un ejemplo, un impuesto sobre todo medio de grabación (como Cds) que por cierto en los últimos días fue declarado ilegal (una victoria).

No te metas a mi facebook

Pedro Villa y Josefina están prontos a ligar,
Pero Laura la vecina los ha visto desertar,
Juan Ruja renuncia y lo hace publicar,
Leonora su esposa pronto lo va a borrar.

Amanda y Miranda acaban de rastrear
a Lina su amiga que les dejó de hablar,
tantean, husmean, no hay nada que indagar,
es fácil, muy fácil, sólo opriman pokear.

Coro:
No no te metas a mi Facebook,
no te metas por favor,
cada vez que tengo un inbox,
me provoca poner close
No te metas a mi Facebook,
no te metas por favor,
cuando escribas melodramas,
no me lo hagas por el wall.

De 620 amigos te relacionas con 10
90 desconocidos más 60 friend requests,
te buscan, rebuscan, pronto te van a ver,
juntitos, toditos, apuéstenle a la red

200 eventos, a los que debes ir,
aceptas a todos aunque no quieras ir,
tu vida es difícil, tienes que decidir,
aplica la regla, ponle a todos maybe

Coro

No me lo hagas por el wall (bis)
me provoca poner close.

No me digas que no tienes que ir al baño,
cuando, te miro te la pasas Facebookeando
y luego suspiro, te vas a quedar un rato
y mucho más...

No me digas que tienes otro cumpleaños,
del que hace un año ni te hubieras enterado,
será que ahora es moda festejar con los extraños
y brindar por brindar...

Free Software Song

Join us now and share the software:
you’ll be free, hackers, you’ll be free;
join us now and share the software:
you’ll be free, hackers, you’ll be free.

Hoarders may get piles of money
(that is true, hackers, that is true);
but they cannot help their neighbors
(that's not good, hackers, that's not good).

When we have enough free software
at our call, hackers, at our call,
we’ll kick out those dirty licenses
ever more, hackers, ever more.

Join us now and share the software:
you’ll be free, hackers, you’ll be free;
join us now and share the software:
you’ll be free, hackers, you’ll be free.

The Day The Routers Died

A long long time ago
i can still remember
when my laptop could connect elsewhere

And i tell you all there was a day
the network card i threw away
had a purpose and worked for you and me....

But 18 years completely wasted
with each address we've aggregated
the tables overflowing
the traffic just stopped flowing....

And now we're bearing all the scars
and all my traceroutes showing stars...
the packets would travel faster in cars...
the day.... the routers died

Chorus (ALL!!!!!)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

Now did you write an RFC
That dictated how we all should be
Did we listen like we should that day

Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four
where we heard the same things months before
and the people knew they'd have to change their ways....

And we - knew that all the ISPs
Could be - future proof for centuries

But that was then not now
Spent too much time playing WoW

ooh there was time we sat on IRC
Making jokes on how this day would be
Now there's no more use for TCP
The day the routers died...

Chorus (chime in now)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

I remember those old days I mourn
Sitting in my room, downloading porn
Yeah that's how it used to be....

When the packets flowed from A to B
via routers that could talk IP
There was data... that could be exchanged between you and me....

Oh but, I could see you all ignore
The fact, we'd fill up IPv4

But we all lost the nerve
And we got what we deserved!

And while... we threw our network kit away
And wished we'd heard the things they say
Put all our lives in disarray

The day... the routers died...

Chorus (those silent will be shot)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

Saw a man with whom I used to peer
asked him to rescue my career
he just sighed and turned away

I went down to the net cafe
that I used to visit everyday
but the man there said I might as well just leave...

And now we've all lost our purpose..
my cisco shares completely worthless...

No future meetings for me
At the Hotel Krasnapolsky

and the men that make us push and push
Like Geoff Huston and Randy Bush
Should've listened to what they told us....
The day... the routers.... died

Chorus (time to lose your voice)

So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we'd better give it a try
I suppose we'd better give it a try

The System Administrator Song

Here's a guy who works in another room,
or, on another floor.
He's the one you call,
when your document ain't there no more.

He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl,
or, something in-between.
He's the only one in the office
who knows what PC load-letter means.

He's your System Administrator,
he probably reads comic books.
and you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his,
"What a dummy", looks.

Got a virus, lost your password or you just can't print?
In an hour he'll show and then he'll crouch and squint.
Fight to save your files, he might be there all day.
But sometimes, he just presses caps lock...and he walks away...

But hey! Suddenly my password works! Wow Hooray!

Hooray, happy day,
Gonna buy my guy a gift to say:
"Having you around means I get to stay
Stupid! And uninformed!"

And I can keep opening .exe file attachments,
forgetting my mother's maiden name,
cause you'll fix it all for me!

I'll give you a cake,
I'll give you a hug,
I'll buy "The World's Best
System Administrator" mug,
Just help me out...
System Administrator!

Please plug in my mouse!
System Administrator
I don't know which button is the mouse clic button
System Administrator

Piss him off,
And you'll be fired by tomorrow morn,
Cause he's the guy
Who knows that you were surfing porn.

So... Make sure stay nice to your
System Administrator